“You’re Not Picking My Butt”: Weird, Guilt-Free Shit My Family Has Said During Quarantine

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As many of us are having to stay home since the pandemic began to spread, this post is a fun way to share the FUNNY and The Random Shit that we notice as many families are all stuck together at home. And my recovery friends know I enjoy some HUMOR in my DAY!!

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Just Bacon

Living in quarantine has been very enlightening for me (as I’m sure it has been for all of you as well). It has brought out some interesting shades of Bacon in my family members (with whom I am quarantined).

A lot of weird, random shit comes out of our mouths. (This, of course, isn’t anything new, but I’ve certainly been paying more attention to it during quarantine.)

In an effort to entertain you as we all harvest our belly button lint and use it to make masks from the quarantined comfort of our beds, I thought I’d share with you some of the things that have been said around my house.

No guilt. No shame.

Here we go…

“Walking helps you poop.” (My dad to my mom when she says she’s feeling constipated.)

“I don’t feel motivated at all. And yet your father said he walked to ESL this morning…

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